Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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