who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Randomize
