it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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