Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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