I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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