yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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