Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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