I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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