I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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