toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Jerry, you need to find god
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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