you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
