Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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