I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Damn victory sex feels great
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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