I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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