His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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