I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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