but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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