You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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