how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
