We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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