32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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