remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Hippo gnu deer
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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