I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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