First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm at about main and main street
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Hello my rib-scented angel!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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