i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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