WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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