Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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