why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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