My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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