I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Is this like a preordered booty call?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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