Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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