S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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