Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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