Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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