Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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