so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just threw up on my dentist
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
