Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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