There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
