have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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