The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i dont even know how to be here
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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