How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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