No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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