roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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