I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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