Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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