if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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