We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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