Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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