Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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