I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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