Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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