Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
there was a trapeze. enough said
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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